Pick-up Line Failures

(You ask 4 a quarter)
"I'll Flip you. Heads-Your place. Tails-my place.

If good looks were against the law you'd be arrested, booked, and jailed for life.

I'm an army recruiter... why don't you come over to my place and "be all that you can be"

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

My birth control prescription runs out tomorrow... Should i refill?

Pardon me, bartender. What do you have that's cool, smooth, and tasty?

You're like a prize-winning bass. I don't whether to mount you or eat you!

I'd lke to blow your mind..(as well as a few other things)

Are you a natural blonde? I guess there's only 1 way to tell...

"How do you like your eggs:....fried, scrambled, or POACHED?

Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room... ma bad...

Do you like candy bars? because I've got a Butterfinger that will make you snicker and scream Oh, henry!

hi, my name is CHANCE.....Do I have one?

(Guyz)......You remind me of a crescent wrench....eveytime i see you my nuts tighten up.

Do you believe in fairy tales, because i bet we could live happily ever after...

Hi my name is Dick....Dick Fitzwell

You look like my first husband & I've never been married.

If I had 2 name a McDonalds after (...Girls'z name....) I'd call it McGorgeous.......(Steve LoL Remember)

Babe, if u were a McDonalds Extra Value meal, I'd definitely like to Super-Size you.

You must drink milk, because damn...it sure does your body good.

Here I am . Use me, Abuse me, Toss me away.. Like a old Kleenex

Are you legal?

Life is to short...Go home with me tonight.

You smell nice...Can I eat you?

Your father must be the world's greatest theif, because he stole the *stars* and put them in your eyes...

Screw me if I'm wrong..but is your name Gertrude?

Can i borrow a quarter? i promised I'd call my momma when i fell in *LOVE*

X-Cuse me your fly is down..oops maybe not now...but definitely later...

X-Cuse me Dr., but in your opinion, How do I look?

Hi, I'm going to b a Doctor.

u remind me of a butterball turkey..i want 2 stuff u, baste you, and heat you up until your button pops.

Do u believe in luv at 1st. sight? or do I have to walk by you again?

When they created the Alphabet they should have put "U" and "I" together...


Note: This is from an email forward, meaning we did not create this.

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