An older couple decided that their memory was so bad that they
would have to start writing things down in order to remember
them. One evening, the husband got up from watching TV and
said he was going to the kitchen; He asked his wife if she
wanted anything.
Wife: "Yes, I would like some ice cream."
As he set off, the wife said, "Write it down."
Husband: "I can remember ice cream."
Wife: "But I also want strawberries on my ice
cream. Write it down"
Husband: "I can remember ice cream with
strawberries."
Wife: "But I also want whipped cream on the
strawberries."
The husband took off without writing it down. He was gone
for a while and when he came back, he was carrying bacon and
eggs.
Wife: "Now see what you've done? You forgot the
toast!?"
This was an email forward we received a little while ago. Hope you enjoyed!