, there lived a 
named Joe. Once upon the , there lived a named Joe.
One day, Joe saw a 
. Joe said to himself, "I'm hungry.
I think I will eat that for lunch today." Joe looked
at the Pterodacto. It was moving as slow as a 
. "I can definately
catch that!" he exclaimed.
But before Joe could do anything, a humungous 
came. He made Joe
and the pterodacto all 
After that, Joe couldn't find the .
Later, when was very old, something very bad happened. In the
sky Joe could see a big rock coming towards him. The Big Rock hit
the , and , the , and the went 
.
Nowadays, our great big PLANET has lots o'
things! People can 
and dogs can 
.
Nobody's slow like a anymore. But sometimes our 
get exhausted.
To go with that, when people wanna send a 
to their friends, we can
use a 
. And at
Christmas, Chanukah, and all the other holidays of the year,
we'll have a 
for
you!
Disclaimer: The stuff on this page I got from a CD-ROM. It had Corel Web.Designer and PrintShop Press Writer in it. There were a lot of files and I'm not sure which program the animated GIFs came from.