The Return of LuLu

I have returned! Finally! I am free of the mental place! Now I can roam freely without being arrested! Ha Ha Ha Ha! Haa! Of coarse, they still think I'm nuts. But I tell you I'm not!

As you know, I killed this other lady's husband and daughter. They got me mad. So I killed them. Big deal. I also don't see the use of clothes. So? I hear God telling me to do stuff. And? I did seriously injure her husband's best friend, too. Your point? Doing all that doesn't neccessarily mean I'm nuts, does it?

I just busted out! They were actually kind enough to let me through the door. I'm running. I look back, they're not following me. They don't care anymore. Yes! Suddenly I hit something and fall back. I look up. A fence?! What the Hell is that doin' there!? I look all around me. There's fencing everywhere! Damn!

I just had to get away from that doctor guy who says he's "helping" me. Pish tosh. Helping me? I think not. All he does everyday is ask me stupid, useless questions like "What do you feel right now?" or "How come you did that?" He says I have no feelings sometimes. Yes, I do! And right now I'm angry!

He just sits there and "observes" me, and then he writes in this little notebook, and then he observes me again! What the freakin' Hell here! It's like he doesn't have anything else better to do. Just SEEING a notebook makes me want to tear it up to pieces! Actually, just SEEING that doctor makes me want to tear HIM to pieces!

And when I'm done with that, I'll see him in Hell! But a long time from then. I've got other people to rid this world of too you know. For I am LuLu! Ridder of all irritations! This world will be a better place once I'm through with it! And they say I'm crazy. They should think me a saint! The female kind!

Now, be gone! I must think of another plan! Hmm. Maybe the hospital butcher will lend me his knife.


Claim: Lulu and affiliations are property of Michelle Ramos. I made her up and no one's taking her! If I find out that you did, by God I'll kill you for kidnapping my creation! I'll sew! I mean, I'll sue! Either way, you'll get in trouble! Ha ha ha ha...

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