How To Get Money

MONEY: Money a sacred piece of paper that everybody wants.

Some people have a

growing in their backyards... the backyard of a mansion overlooking the West Coast, that is.

Other people live in the area where it rains money! See? Raining Money

And others, oh boy, money is handed right over to them! Can you believe that!?

But most people? Oh, us "most people." Us normal, ordinary, every-day people. Us not-rich-but-want-to-be people. Yeah, that's us. We're all cheap and you know it. Always, we're squeezing

to save at least a dime.

Sometimes, when it's not in OUR own hands, it's Laughing Money in our faces.

And for us unresponsible people, it's just Flying flying away.

And when the comes in, Oh GEEZE! Bills, debts, the whole lot. It stinks!

Well okay. You wanna know how to get rich quick? You wanna know how to feel and look like this:

Or how to be Laughing Rich Guy in your greatest enemy's face?

Well I'll tell ya,

There Is No Way!!!

So buzz off. Stop bothering ME on how the heck to get money. I'm just a kid for God's sake! Get a job!

Disclaimer: The stuff on this page I got from a CD-ROM. It had Corel Web.Designer and PrintShop Press Writer in it. There were a lot of files and I'm not sure which program the pictures came from. So, just to let ya know, I'm not making any "money" off of this, thank you very much. If ya wanna send me money, then, go right ahead. I wouldn't mind. Who am I to stop you?

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