Tips & Facts For Everyday Life

1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
6. I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
7. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane, going the wrong way.
8. He who hesitates is probably right.
9. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
10. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
11. The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
12. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
13. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
14. Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
15. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
16. Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Back